If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself.One fails forward toward success.” Charles Kettering.A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.Today’s opportunities erase yesterday’s failures.Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.We don’t stop playing because we grow old we grow old because we stop playing.Cause your facial expression to change – smile.That is why he made so many of them.” Abraham Lincoln The Lord prefers common-looking people.
FUNNY WORDS OF WISDOM FULL
The moon was full and so close that it seemed we could scoop out some moon ice cream and fill ourselves up on moonbeams.Elif Ekin, Mostly Happy.“The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine.” Ralph Waldo Emerson.They are ill discoverers that think there is no land when they see nothing but sea.“A laugh is a smile that bursts.” Mary H.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. The truth can be funny but it’s not funny to cover up the truth. It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody. Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. You can’t cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. You cannot be anything if you want to be everything. I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’! Audrey Hepburn. A business like an automobile, has to be driven, in order to get results. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” Phyllis Diller. If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room. Photography without seeing would be like eating without tasting.David McKay, Photography Demystified. “A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.” Irish Quote. I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one. Being rich is having money being wealthy is having time. I don’t have a funny bone in my body now I know why my surgeon’s bills are so high. The truth hurts, and so would you if you were stretched as much. There are three ways in life to become popular: be rich, be beautiful, or be funny. Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them. “A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” Charles Gordy. The only time I feel light-hearted is when I’m in a plane at 33,000 feet. You can’t shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond! Eric Thomas. Share these with other people to brighten their day and give them a smile! You may find some of them to be motivational because they challenge you thinking in a humorous way but also in a motivating way. We all need humor in life it helps the challenges that we all sometimes face! Our collection includes funny inspirational and motivational quotations said by some famous people and others. Bring a smile to your face with these funny quotes – you will find laughter, humor, and a bit of wisdom in these.
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